cokeflow:

cokeflow:

I am drunk on my front porch and I think a lizard went into my shirt but whatever man have fun in there

when did I post this

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6 months ago
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mugglesandmagic:

me if i ever meet kevin spacey 

Fuckin lol

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7 months ago
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m-azing:

richieepicness:

So this Happened.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM ATCUALLY CRYING,JESIUHAFAGSD

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7 months ago
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meanplastic:

omg i hope its the ipad i asked for


Fingers crossed

meanplastic:

omg i hope its the ipad i asked for

Fingers crossed

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9 months ago
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neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

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9 months ago
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expertcosmotips:

I saw a Boner and I PUKED

9 months ago
542 notes
But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more.
Hans Christian Andersen (via misswallflower)
6 months ago
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offbeatorbit:

gowns:

oh my god he can’t finish that

#give him time ok

offbeatorbit:

gowns:

oh my god he can’t finish that

#give him time ok

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7 months ago
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sixohthree:

laughterkey:

prairielights:

thebrooklyncollection:

In 1988 at Fort Hamilton High School you could see the most beautiful hairdos. Did I say beautiful? I meant TOTALLY RAD! These are just a small sample of Brooklyn’s 1980’s skull flora in our yearbook collection.

How can you not reblog this?

Skull flora.

Okay, but the dude in the seventh pic has really nice hair. Like, I’m jealous of his shiny ‘do.

7 months ago
204 notes
“I am more than just a naked prostitute who smokes crack”

arnade:

image

image

I generally shy away from posting nude pictures. I don’t want to fall into clichés and stereotypes. Many women do ask me to take them.

When I do take them I rarely post them.

That is unfair of me. By holding the pictures back I am inserting my own bias into the narrative.

The years…

9 months ago
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